1 00:00:04,300 --> 00:00:06,080 Thank you. 2 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:57,900 So he wants to cut it off, just like that. 3 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:02,760 He doesn't think you can handle it. 4 00:02:04,580 --> 00:02:06,360 The arrangements have been concluded. 5 00:02:07,180 --> 00:02:10,340 I gave them my word because he gave me his word. 6 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:12,740 So you tell me why. 7 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,300 Hey, you know why. 8 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:19,140 You're not strong anymore. 9 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:22,540 You lost control. 10 00:02:25,740 --> 00:02:26,800 Now, you tell him this. 11 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:28,760 Nothing has changed. 12 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:30,840 We've had a few setbacks. 13 00:02:31,180 --> 00:02:32,780 That's to be expected in any business. 14 00:02:33,780 --> 00:02:36,840 But I am still in charge, and I am still strong. 15 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:39,440 Make no mistake. 16 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,800 You tell him he had better keep his word. 17 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:46,360 Tell him the 25th has agreed. 18 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:55,020 I'll send him a sign, a little demonstration, to prove that I'm still 19 00:03:37,930 --> 00:03:39,890 Good afternoon, Mr. Duvier. Good afternoon, Simone. 20 00:03:46,270 --> 00:03:47,270 Any calls? 21 00:03:47,570 --> 00:03:48,570 No. 22 00:03:58,870 --> 00:04:00,190 What's this Dr. Herb called? 23 00:04:00,530 --> 00:04:02,890 That's your yearly checkup, Tuesday at 4 .30. 24 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:04,410 Okay. 25 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,980 Is New York going to call back? Mm -hmm, between 5 and 6. 26 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:09,520 Good. 27 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,160 Everybody else here? Yes, in the boardroom. 28 00:04:34,790 --> 00:04:36,130 Of course, Miss McGree. 29 00:04:50,870 --> 00:04:52,270 Gentlemen, we have a problem. 30 00:04:54,050 --> 00:04:58,030 The Gannett transaction is in jeopardy because New York seems to feel I no 31 00:04:58,030 --> 00:05:01,130 longer have the power to control the situation. 32 00:05:01,670 --> 00:05:02,990 So I have... 33 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:10,260 Sent word that I will give them a demonstration a sign To 34 00:05:10,260 --> 00:05:15,920 show that I am still in control that France is still a viable territory 35 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:22,080 What I want from you are suggestions I 36 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:28,460 Have an idea All right, would you ask your secretary to bring in the morning 37 00:05:28,460 --> 00:05:29,460 paper? 38 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,000 Right away, sir. 39 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:43,200 Who is the most important man in France today? 40 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,300 Present company, of course. 41 00:05:45,860 --> 00:05:46,860 Thank you, Mr. McGree. 42 00:05:47,420 --> 00:05:48,840 Well, the president, I suppose. 43 00:05:49,060 --> 00:05:50,060 I know, for our purpose. 44 00:05:50,660 --> 00:05:54,160 A man that New York knows even better than the president of France. 45 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:59,640 A man with which our entire world organization is familiar and would like 46 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:01,400 nothing better than to see him out of the way. 47 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:03,200 Who? 48 00:06:07,820 --> 00:06:10,160 Who has given us nothing but trouble for the past ten years? 49 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:14,640 Who has survived 16 assassination attempts? 50 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:18,020 Including two by his own boss. 51 00:06:24,980 --> 00:06:27,600 Clouseau. You want to impress New York? 52 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:30,480 Eliminate Clouseau. 53 00:06:30,660 --> 00:06:33,460 Eliminate Clouseau and we'll have every cup in France done on a mix. 54 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:34,940 Not if we do it smart. 55 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:39,620 There is a rumor that he is really a complete imbecile. 56 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:40,900 I've heard that. 57 00:06:41,260 --> 00:06:43,440 Yet he continues to survive. 58 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:48,160 I have it on good authority that he is anything but an imbecile. That he only 59 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:49,160 plays the fool. 60 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:54,180 In any case, it is too dangerous. 61 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:00,920 Can you do it smart? 62 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:03,720 Yes. 63 00:07:05,539 --> 00:07:06,539 Then do it. 64 00:07:46,190 --> 00:07:47,190 Okay. 65 00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:57,750 We're ready! 66 00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:31,080 the achievement, Inspector Clouseau. How we have missed you. How we have missed 67 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:34,560 you. Your disguise is ready for the final fitting. 68 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:37,840 I think you'll be very pleased. Connie, Connie, quick, quick. Inspector 69 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,120 Clouseau, it's here. 70 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:46,000 I will model them for you. Get on with it. Get on with it. I will bring you one 71 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,560 right. There was some on the left there. 72 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,040 Ah, the final fitting. 73 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,860 I call this one Wino. 74 00:12:55,210 --> 00:12:56,210 And glasses. 75 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,250 Magnificent. 76 00:13:05,850 --> 00:13:09,310 Even though I say to myself, this is no small feat. 77 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:15,450 Now you can work the left bank M or not with anonymity. Yes, yes. 78 00:13:16,110 --> 00:13:18,690 The old anonymity. 79 00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:29,290 That's it. You can do it, Inspector. 80 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:30,750 Chief Inspector. 81 00:13:31,050 --> 00:13:35,290 You can walk, Chief Inspector. You can walk. 82 00:13:36,270 --> 00:13:41,950 Yes. Yes. You are a genius, Buds. I can. 83 00:13:42,270 --> 00:13:44,390 I can walk. 84 00:13:49,690 --> 00:13:51,390 Thank heavens. 85 00:13:53,110 --> 00:13:55,190 For little girl. 86 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:15,980 Yes? 87 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,120 Thank you. 88 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,820 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to stop. 89 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,120 What's that? 90 00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:42,640 Special delivery at 91 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:45,020 Bern. Were you expecting one? 92 00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:23,630 Well, the bomb destroyed half the block and Clouseau survived. 93 00:15:25,530 --> 00:15:28,770 I am certain, sir, that the berm was intended for me. 94 00:15:29,310 --> 00:15:30,310 Berm? 95 00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:32,510 That. You said berm? 96 00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:33,750 Yes, yes. 97 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:39,270 Fortunately, Professor Ball took refuge behind the new shipment of inflatable 98 00:15:39,270 --> 00:15:42,290 goiters, which cushioned the force of the explosion. 99 00:15:43,090 --> 00:15:44,350 Inflatable goiters? 100 00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:46,490 Yes, he's the Valentine's Day collection. 101 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:50,840 It's amazing that you survived. 102 00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:52,300 Yes, yes. 103 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:57,760 Yes, I must apprehend this Ned Benham before he does any more of the damage in 104 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,440 here. Or she. 105 00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:02,500 She? A man dressed as a woman. 106 00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:09,740 Four armed robberies in three weeks. 107 00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:13,440 Two of the victims were assaulted and grappled with the robber. 108 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:17,380 Both the victims felt the robber was much too strong to be a woman. 109 00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:22,570 Three years ago, we sent to prison a man named Claude Rousseau. 110 00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:26,010 Rousseau committed robberies disguised as a woman. 111 00:16:26,870 --> 00:16:33,090 Well, sir, I must be off to apprehend this mad dinner now. 112 00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:40,150 Remember, it just could be Rousseau. Yes, it just could be Rousseau, yes. 113 00:16:40,490 --> 00:16:45,390 Yes, I just said that. Yes, I know that, yes, sir. Well, sir, until we meet 114 00:16:45,390 --> 00:16:47,430 again and the case is solved. 115 00:17:07,550 --> 00:17:14,470 You may not have seen these gentlemen 116 00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:17,650 before, but they have at one time or another worked for you. 117 00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:19,829 And needless to say, they are specialists. 118 00:17:20,810 --> 00:17:21,810 The best in France. 119 00:17:22,770 --> 00:17:24,829 And you expect them to take care of Clouseau? 120 00:17:25,270 --> 00:17:26,270 Oh, no. 121 00:17:26,829 --> 00:17:28,990 They've been contracted to eliminate Mr. Chong. 122 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,490 Who the hell is Mr. Chong? 123 00:17:32,530 --> 00:17:33,530 Mr. Chong. 124 00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:40,110 Mr. Chong was recommended by Hong Kong. 125 00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:49,330 Gentlemen. 126 00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:51,090 Fulfill your count. 127 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,580 Why don't you get out of this wet clothes? 128 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:30,940 You could catch pneumonia. 129 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,800 Yes, I know that, I know that. 130 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:37,100 I will do as soon as I get home, provided that idiot Cato does not attack 131 00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:39,400 first. Why don't you just tell him not to? 132 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,840 Believe me, it's not that easy. 133 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:46,860 I have given him instructions to attack me wherever and whenever possible, and 134 00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:50,300 it has now become a matter of pride with him to try to outsmart me. 135 00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:55,660 I guarantee that at this very minute his fiendish little yellow brain is 136 00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:56,900 plotting some new ambush. 137 00:20:00,030 --> 00:20:01,590 It's... He was onto it? 138 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:04,050 Yes, I knew that. I knew that. 139 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:03,640 Get up. 140 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:09,760 Get up! 141 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:32,960 The swine is not paying attention. 142 00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:33,940 It's a very substantial building, but you're doing a great deal to it. I'm 143 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:37,080 when it's finished you'll find it very peaceful and quite delightful. 144 00:25:07,950 --> 00:25:09,370 Chief Inspector Clouseau's residence. 145 00:25:09,730 --> 00:25:11,690 Clouseau? One moment, please. 146 00:25:12,650 --> 00:25:13,650 For you. 147 00:25:30,790 --> 00:25:33,610 Excuse me, madame and messieurs. 148 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:37,840 your inspector. 149 00:25:37,940 --> 00:25:39,080 Chief Inspector. 150 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,720 Pardon me, I need it on a tip. 151 00:25:48,260 --> 00:25:49,260 Hello? 152 00:25:49,820 --> 00:25:53,160 This is Chief Inspector Clouseau speaking on the phone. 153 00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:56,280 Now listen to me carefully, Clouseau. 154 00:25:56,900 --> 00:26:02,080 If you want to catch the French connection, meet me tonight at 11 o 155 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,520 the Bois de Boulogne near the Grand Casca. 156 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:19,020 It's so obvious he's bound to think it's a trap. 157 00:26:20,660 --> 00:26:24,940 Yes, or it's so obvious that he's bound to think it can't be a trap. 158 00:26:25,860 --> 00:26:28,200 It's so obvious it's bound to be a trap. 159 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,900 That is why you will never be a great detective, Kato. 160 00:26:31,460 --> 00:26:34,140 It's so obvious it could not possibly be a trap. 161 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:38,500 Now, Kato, warm up the silver hornet. 162 00:27:04,629 --> 00:27:09,050 Ito, I very much suspect that the Hornet is overdue for a service. 163 00:27:09,310 --> 00:27:11,690 So if you don't mind, I'll use your car tonight. 164 00:27:33,290 --> 00:27:34,710 Driving a white Peugeot. 165 00:27:35,050 --> 00:27:36,770 License number is... 166 00:27:36,770 --> 00:27:57,530 By 167 00:27:57,530 --> 00:27:59,550 any chance, are you going to Fontainebleau? 168 00:28:00,430 --> 00:28:02,130 Well, I... Wonderful. 169 00:28:04,910 --> 00:28:06,690 How lucky can a girl get? 170 00:28:06,930 --> 00:28:08,630 You're an absolute darling. 171 00:28:12,310 --> 00:28:13,330 It's green. 172 00:28:14,050 --> 00:28:15,050 It is? 173 00:28:15,490 --> 00:28:16,850 The traffic light. 174 00:28:17,370 --> 00:28:18,370 Oh. 175 00:28:21,790 --> 00:28:22,790 Well, 176 00:28:27,670 --> 00:28:28,990 generally speaking, it's... 177 00:28:29,660 --> 00:28:33,260 Dangerous. A beautiful girl like you to be hitchhiking at night. 178 00:28:33,860 --> 00:28:34,860 I know. 179 00:28:35,060 --> 00:28:39,640 That's because, generally speaking, beautiful girls like me don't carry 180 00:28:39,780 --> 00:28:42,480 Are you 181 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:49,360 saying 182 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,520 that you carry a gun? 183 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:52,739 Mm -hmm. 184 00:28:52,740 --> 00:28:54,620 I've got it in here somewhere. 185 00:28:54,820 --> 00:28:56,780 It's not very big. 186 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,260 Watch it, my girl. 187 00:28:58,650 --> 00:29:01,110 Only if you don't do exactly what I say. 188 00:29:03,610 --> 00:29:05,910 Listen, Mr... Rousseau. 189 00:29:06,190 --> 00:29:09,090 Rousseau? But you can call me Claude. 190 00:29:13,370 --> 00:29:14,370 Claude? 191 00:29:14,710 --> 00:29:15,710 Pull off the road. 192 00:29:16,370 --> 00:29:19,550 The old... Pull off the road ploy, eh? 193 00:29:20,490 --> 00:29:24,690 Yes, and then we will see how you do with the old pick -off -all -your 194 00:29:24,690 --> 00:29:25,690 ploy. 195 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,280 And if you do want to freeze to death, you'd better put on the dress. 196 00:29:58,660 --> 00:30:00,620 Never! Suit yourself. 197 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:05,160 But the dress is an original Dior. And you've got sensational legs. 198 00:30:47,050 --> 00:30:48,050 Yes. 199 00:30:50,430 --> 00:30:51,430 Good, 200 00:30:52,290 --> 00:30:53,149 thank you. 201 00:30:53,150 --> 00:30:54,910 Why don't you just take that thing off the hook? 202 00:30:55,310 --> 00:30:58,610 It won't be necessary, my dear. The great Inspector Clouseau will not be 203 00:30:58,610 --> 00:30:59,610 bothering us anymore. 204 00:31:08,410 --> 00:31:09,450 Hello, boys! 205 00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:12,130 And my glasses! 206 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,420 And we are certainly glad to see you. 207 00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:21,500 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Wait a moment, wait a moment. You know me, I'm Chief 208 00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:22,740 Inspector Clouseau of the City. 209 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:25,400 And I am Officer Bardot. Bardot? 210 00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:27,100 But you can call me Brigitte. 211 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:31,120 Brigitte, listen, Brigitte. You're making an understandable mistake. 212 00:31:31,420 --> 00:31:33,760 Don't let my legs fool you. I'm really a man. 213 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:34,960 Listen. 214 00:31:37,620 --> 00:31:41,100 The palace flag is lowered to half -mast. 215 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:46,160 The president has declared a day of national mourning. 216 00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:53,860 Only a few hours ago, a great detective stood in his very courtyard and was 217 00:31:53,860 --> 00:31:57,540 decorated by the president for outstanding service to his country. 218 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:05,180 According to the coroner's report, Chief Inspector Clouseau was probably dead 219 00:32:05,180 --> 00:32:08,360 before his car hit the telephone pole. 220 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,420 The president called me at six o 'clock this morning. 221 00:32:18,460 --> 00:32:22,700 A dozen countries have offered the services of their finest detectives, but 222 00:32:22,700 --> 00:32:26,660 president made it painfully clear that this must be solved by Frenchmen and 223 00:32:26,660 --> 00:32:29,520 quickly, or we can all hand in our resignations. 224 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:33,820 I spoke with Dr. Le Praon at the hospital, and he assures me that Dreyfus 225 00:32:33,820 --> 00:32:34,920 completely cured. 226 00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:37,580 It's amazing. 227 00:32:38,220 --> 00:32:42,920 I've seen some lunatics in my time, but they were all pipers compared with 228 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,320 Dreyfus. He was like a wild animal. 229 00:32:44,670 --> 00:32:45,950 Didn't they actually bite you? 230 00:32:46,650 --> 00:32:47,650 Oh, yes. 231 00:32:48,150 --> 00:32:49,150 On the leg. 232 00:32:49,790 --> 00:32:52,350 I had to take rabies shots just in case. 233 00:32:52,610 --> 00:32:55,070 Well, the doctor swears that his recovery is complete. 234 00:32:55,370 --> 00:33:00,010 He said that in the last 12 hours, Dreyfus has literally become a new man. 235 00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:02,070 Thank God for that, because we need him. 236 00:33:02,330 --> 00:33:07,670 If anyone knows about Clouseau and who might have murdered him, that man is 237 00:33:07,670 --> 00:33:09,270 former Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus. 238 00:33:10,710 --> 00:33:12,250 Isn't it fantastic, Doctor? 239 00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:17,500 reinstated at my former rank with no loss of pay or social benefits. 240 00:33:17,780 --> 00:33:21,000 Yes, it could actually be called a psychic rebirth. 241 00:33:21,220 --> 00:33:24,300 I'm in your debt. I shall be eternally grateful. 242 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:29,840 I only helped. I led the way. And in the final analysis, it was your victory, 243 00:33:29,980 --> 00:33:31,680 Charles. Our victory, Paul. 244 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,820 But only at the expense of another. 245 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:36,180 Huh? 246 00:33:36,300 --> 00:33:37,480 Oh, Clouseau, you mean. 247 00:33:37,780 --> 00:33:41,860 It could be said that he died so that you might live. 248 00:33:42,570 --> 00:33:44,010 I wish I could feel sorry. 249 00:33:44,550 --> 00:33:45,970 You feel no guilt? 250 00:33:46,450 --> 00:33:47,450 None. 251 00:33:48,150 --> 00:33:53,850 To be honest, when I first heard he was dead, there were a few moments when I 252 00:33:53,850 --> 00:33:57,070 was actually convinced I was in a state of grace. 253 00:33:58,590 --> 00:33:59,590 Is that wrong? 254 00:34:00,190 --> 00:34:02,650 It is no matter of right or wrong. 255 00:34:02,870 --> 00:34:08,170 Look, I hated him. He literally drove me out of my mind, as you know. 256 00:34:08,650 --> 00:34:10,590 Isn't it natural that I should feel... 257 00:34:10,860 --> 00:34:16,679 Happiness, even joy at the thought of him being dead, out of the way, and gone 258 00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:18,480 forever. Naturally, yes. 259 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,800 But there is a danger that such feelings might promote guilt. 260 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:26,159 Clouseau would come back, won't you? I have no guilt. 261 00:34:26,699 --> 00:34:28,639 Not now, not ever. 262 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:32,100 Clouseau is gone, and I am free forever. 263 00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:34,420 There, have a cigar. 264 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:35,880 Thank you, Charles. 265 00:34:36,679 --> 00:34:39,120 Well, I've made all the necessary arrangements for your release. 266 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,219 Oh, because Lizzie is sending a car for you to be picked up at 5 .30. 267 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:47,420 Remember, you are on probation for 12 months. If you have any problems, call 268 00:34:47,420 --> 00:34:48,420 me immediately. 269 00:34:49,179 --> 00:34:50,179 Thank you, Paul. 270 00:34:56,980 --> 00:34:59,460 Listen to me, officer. You are making a mysterious mistake. 271 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,680 Unless you release me immediately, I will personally see to it. 272 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,860 You are transferred from Martinique, where you will spend the rest of your 273 00:35:05,860 --> 00:35:07,980 natural career writing traffic citations. 274 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:12,600 and checking parking meters. The man who was killed in that car, my car, Cato's 275 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:16,120 car, was not me. He was wearing my clothes. Yes, these are his clothes. 276 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,500 I am Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau. 277 00:35:19,180 --> 00:35:20,420 Myth or myth is? 278 00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:21,700 You fool! 279 00:35:21,900 --> 00:35:26,700 The president himself, when he decorated me, said to Clouseau, you are a man of 280 00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:29,760 courage. And he called me the greatest detective in all of France. 281 00:35:30,460 --> 00:35:31,760 Miss Charlatan? 282 00:35:32,100 --> 00:35:35,700 Imposter! All right, calm down, Mr. Poirot. 283 00:35:36,420 --> 00:35:37,940 Poirot? Yes. 284 00:35:40,750 --> 00:35:42,070 You can call me Hercule. 285 00:35:42,730 --> 00:35:45,750 And I am the greatest detective in all of France. 286 00:35:45,970 --> 00:35:47,590 The greatest in all the world. 287 00:35:50,930 --> 00:35:51,930 Oh, 288 00:35:54,750 --> 00:35:56,270 that man is obviously crazy. 289 00:35:56,610 --> 00:35:59,210 We do not use that word around here. 290 00:35:59,510 --> 00:36:01,370 Oh, what do you normally use around here? 291 00:36:01,710 --> 00:36:02,649 Now, now. 292 00:36:02,650 --> 00:36:05,990 He is very now, now, I can tell you that. Court order. 293 00:36:07,270 --> 00:36:09,310 I do need your signature on the top. 294 00:36:15,820 --> 00:36:16,820 90 days. 295 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,100 Comprehensive. Thank you. 296 00:36:20,060 --> 00:36:21,400 Psychiatric examination. 297 00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:23,900 Hey! 298 00:37:01,930 --> 00:37:02,930 Peek -a -boo. 299 00:37:04,930 --> 00:37:06,750 Your car is at the entrance, Inspector. 300 00:37:16,050 --> 00:37:17,630 Goodbye, Chief Inspector Dreyfus. 301 00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:31,250 Good evening, Chief Inspector Dreyfus. 302 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,900 It's good to have you back on the job, Chief Inspector. 303 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:45,540 Is it true that you will personally take charge of the Clouseau investigation? 304 00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:48,520 You must feel torn. 305 00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:52,640 On the one hand, it is your duty to send the guilty parties to the guillotine 306 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:53,640 for killing Clouseau. 307 00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:59,420 On the other hand, I'm sure you'd rather congratulate them, eh? 308 00:38:01,420 --> 00:38:03,760 Can you imagine a state funeral for that idiot? 309 00:38:03,980 --> 00:38:04,980 The president. 310 00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:07,460 Big mysteries from all over the world will be coming. 311 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:10,240 Why, there's a rumor the Pope might even show up. 312 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,320 Yeah? 313 00:38:14,580 --> 00:38:15,580 Pope? 314 00:38:16,060 --> 00:38:17,060 What? 315 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,540 You said Pope. 316 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,420 Do you have a code? 317 00:38:20,780 --> 00:38:24,920 Oh, yes, yes, yes. I have the code in the chest, you know. 318 00:38:25,260 --> 00:38:26,260 Oh, 319 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:27,520 you sound terrible. 320 00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:29,280 Do you want me to send you a doctor? 321 00:38:29,540 --> 00:38:32,240 No, no, no. It's much better than it sounds. 322 00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:37,580 Anyway, I want to go directly to the closer apartment to commence the search 323 00:38:37,580 --> 00:38:38,600 the clues, you know. 324 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:40,440 Yes, sir. 325 00:39:07,690 --> 00:39:09,330 This is the Cluseau residence? 326 00:39:10,250 --> 00:39:11,250 Yes. 327 00:39:17,570 --> 00:39:22,890 This is also the residence of the Cluseau manservant, Keter Tharn? 328 00:39:24,170 --> 00:39:25,170 Yes. 329 00:39:26,290 --> 00:39:31,370 Then be so good as to tell him that I wish to have speaks with him, would you? 330 00:39:32,030 --> 00:39:36,830 And who should I say wish to have speaks with Mr. Tharn? 331 00:39:38,570 --> 00:39:40,610 Tell him it is an old friend. 332 00:39:40,950 --> 00:39:43,150 Mr. Fung has many old friends. 333 00:39:43,610 --> 00:39:44,610 Listen, you. 334 00:39:45,170 --> 00:39:48,210 Tell him it is Chief Inspector. 335 00:39:50,210 --> 00:39:51,210 Close the door. 336 00:39:51,730 --> 00:39:54,130 Why didn't you say so in the first place? 337 00:39:54,770 --> 00:39:55,770 Please come in. 338 00:40:07,020 --> 00:40:08,020 Good evening. 339 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,040 And congratulations. 340 00:40:10,940 --> 00:40:16,300 What? You are our first Caucasian, and that entitles you to a 10 % discount 341 00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:17,300 until midnight. 342 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:18,078 Who are you? 343 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:19,038 Mrs. Wu. 344 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:20,280 But you can call me Madam. 345 00:40:23,660 --> 00:40:26,240 Yes? Inspector Clutha. 346 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:27,760 Ah, please come in. 347 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,480 Madam? Welcome. 348 00:40:31,060 --> 00:40:32,060 Good evening. 349 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,940 Please, make yourself at home. 350 00:40:36,590 --> 00:40:38,790 That man just called himself Inspector Cluzel. 351 00:40:39,150 --> 00:40:40,950 It was Mr. Fong's idea. 352 00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:44,270 But personally, I think we should have a better password. 353 00:40:44,650 --> 00:40:45,650 Password? 354 00:40:53,230 --> 00:40:56,610 Madame, I demand to know exactly what is going on in here. 355 00:40:56,970 --> 00:40:59,870 Well, just about anything your little heart desires. 356 00:41:00,370 --> 00:41:02,790 But first, why don't you relax? 357 00:41:03,230 --> 00:41:04,930 Give Benson your hat and your coat. 358 00:41:05,310 --> 00:41:11,430 Have a drink, get to know the girls, and then, when you are up to it, you can 359 00:41:11,430 --> 00:41:15,470 choose from a wide variety of exciting little diversions. 360 00:41:18,850 --> 00:41:21,450 But I see that you already have a preference. 361 00:41:27,330 --> 00:41:33,710 Allow me to 362 00:41:33,710 --> 00:41:36,260 introduce... Tanya, the lotus eater. 363 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,580 What else does she do? 364 00:41:43,580 --> 00:41:50,280 I warn you, Tanya, the eater lotus, I am 365 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,800 opposed to the women's league. 366 00:41:53,740 --> 00:41:58,300 Man is the master, and women's place is in the home. 367 00:42:00,220 --> 00:42:03,240 And another round eye bites the dust. 368 00:42:03,950 --> 00:42:04,950 Wow. 369 00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:40,540 Let me tell you this. I am not your ordinary round -of -the -mill 370 00:42:40,780 --> 00:42:41,678 Say no more! 371 00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:45,260 What? What was all that talk about arresting us? He was just kidding. 372 00:42:45,260 --> 00:42:45,999 you, boss? 373 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,560 What? I used to work for him. He used to be a cop. A cop? 374 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,760 Tell them you were kidding, boss. 375 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,020 Yes, he's right. 376 00:42:56,820 --> 00:42:58,740 I was just kidding. 377 00:42:59,900 --> 00:43:03,760 Trust my heart and hope to meet you again sometime. 378 00:43:04,980 --> 00:43:05,980 And you? 379 00:43:06,140 --> 00:43:11,280 Madame, and you too, you too should be ashamed of yourselves. 380 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,480 And you, I want to talk to you. 381 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,560 Come in here. 382 00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:17,920 Listen now. 383 00:43:18,460 --> 00:43:20,680 Please, boss, I thought you were dead. 384 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:26,900 So, as a tribute to my memory, you open up this... this Chinese nookie factory. 385 00:43:27,620 --> 00:43:29,840 I had to do something to keep busy. 386 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:33,940 Besides, a first -rate joint like this can make as much as three, four hundred 387 00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:34,940 thousand a year. 388 00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:39,118 Is that net? 389 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:40,120 No, gross. 390 00:43:40,340 --> 00:43:44,640 But even so, a smart operator can clear himself a couple of hundred grand, and 391 00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:46,080 that ain't exactly chicken feed. 392 00:43:46,620 --> 00:43:48,440 No, no. 393 00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:54,420 And ten years on Devil's Island ain't exactly the chicken's feed either, my 394 00:43:54,420 --> 00:43:55,820 greedy little yellow pimp. 395 00:43:56,340 --> 00:43:57,340 Well, 396 00:43:57,660 --> 00:43:59,940 I'll have to close up anyway now that you're alive. 397 00:44:00,980 --> 00:44:01,980 Yes, yes. 398 00:44:02,580 --> 00:44:05,820 Normally, that is precisely what you would have to do. 399 00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:09,180 But these are not normal times, Cato. 400 00:44:10,940 --> 00:44:12,800 Someone has just tried to kill me. 401 00:44:13,140 --> 00:44:16,840 That's normal. Ah, but it's time that someone thinks he has succeeded. 402 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:21,780 Except for you and me, the whole world believes that I am dead. 403 00:44:22,380 --> 00:44:26,120 And in this case, death has its advantages. 404 00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:35,940 No one will know it is me as I glide through the underworld like a shadow. 405 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,080 Good evening, Commissioner. 406 00:44:40,420 --> 00:44:41,420 Charles! 407 00:44:43,540 --> 00:44:47,260 I, uh... Thank you. 408 00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:53,600 I'm sorry to be late, but as you must have heard, some lunatic was hiding in 409 00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,020 closet. Yes, Russo. 410 00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:57,240 Russo? 411 00:44:57,980 --> 00:44:58,980 Russo. 412 00:44:59,540 --> 00:45:01,600 Ah, you remember. 413 00:45:02,420 --> 00:45:05,320 Why wouldn't I remember? It was only three years ago. 414 00:45:05,580 --> 00:45:06,580 Of course. 415 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:07,920 Claude Russo. 416 00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:11,680 Alias Claudine Rousseau, armed robbery, dressed as a woman. 417 00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:14,020 But he got five years. 418 00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:16,920 Ah, he was released on parole three months ago. 419 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:19,740 Ah, so it could have been Rousseau. 420 00:45:20,180 --> 00:45:21,180 He's clever. 421 00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,640 Clever enough to fool Francois? 422 00:45:25,020 --> 00:45:31,140 I like Francois, but fooling him no longer constitutes an act of 423 00:45:31,140 --> 00:45:34,280 more than average cleverness, shall we say. 424 00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:40,870 I always thought he was rather a good policeman. 425 00:45:41,470 --> 00:45:45,730 When he was my assistant, he was a very good policeman with a bright future. 426 00:45:46,390 --> 00:45:48,330 But then he was assigned to Clouseau. 427 00:45:48,530 --> 00:45:49,770 Oh, now, now, now, Charles. 428 00:45:50,150 --> 00:45:51,550 All that's in the past. 429 00:45:51,870 --> 00:45:52,870 Yes, of course. 430 00:45:54,110 --> 00:46:00,770 Tomorrow morning, when they plant him six feet deep and shovel in the dirt, I 431 00:46:00,770 --> 00:46:02,090 shall be truly free. 432 00:46:03,330 --> 00:46:06,130 Unless he's figured out a way to come back from the dead. 433 00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:11,500 Nothing that anyone does or says about him will ever make any difference again. 434 00:46:12,020 --> 00:46:13,240 Shall we do some work? 435 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:14,580 That reminds me. 436 00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:21,420 What is it? The chief thinks that you should give the eulogy. 437 00:46:22,380 --> 00:46:23,380 The what? 438 00:46:23,940 --> 00:46:24,940 The tribute. 439 00:46:25,260 --> 00:46:27,620 Me? You knew him intimately. 440 00:46:27,900 --> 00:46:29,560 I hated him intimately. 441 00:46:29,980 --> 00:46:33,520 But you're the expert who's going to track down his murderers. 442 00:46:33,860 --> 00:46:37,450 I'm the expert who would love to... To kill his murderers, don't you 443 00:46:37,670 --> 00:46:40,330 Now, the PR people loved the angle. 444 00:46:42,510 --> 00:46:44,990 Sacrilege. I won't do it. Politics. 445 00:46:45,750 --> 00:46:47,910 No. I'm a good Catholic. 446 00:46:48,130 --> 00:46:49,390 So is the chief's wife. 447 00:46:49,650 --> 00:46:52,330 I don't care what she got to do with it. 448 00:46:53,410 --> 00:46:54,810 She wrote the speech. 449 00:46:56,890 --> 00:47:03,290 Ladies and gentlemen, honored guests, dear friends. 450 00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:11,560 We are gathered here to say goodbye to a... 451 00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:16,100 a great man. 452 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:27,800 Not only was he a model police officer, a brilliant detective, 453 00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:34,700 admired and respected by his fellow officers, 454 00:47:35,790 --> 00:47:41,490 And all those who were fortunate enough, enough, 455 00:47:41,770 --> 00:47:48,170 enough to know him, he was, above all else, 456 00:47:48,190 --> 00:47:52,330 a modest man. 457 00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:13,120 His kind will not pass this way again. 458 00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:19,960 And our loss is surely heaven's gain. 459 00:48:52,940 --> 00:48:54,080 Rid of that woman? 460 00:48:54,380 --> 00:48:58,160 Talk about it later. I want your answer now or I sue for divorce. 461 00:48:58,660 --> 00:48:59,840 I'm warning you, Teresa. 462 00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:01,660 What are you going to do? Have me killed? 463 00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:18,360 Amen. 464 00:49:35,299 --> 00:49:39,400 Gentlemen, you will be relieved to know that our friend in New York was very 465 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,060 impressed by our little demonstration. 466 00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:43,340 It was a good idea, Guy. 467 00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:46,260 The Gannett transaction is on again. 468 00:49:47,140 --> 00:49:49,880 The same delivery date? Unless something is happening I don't know about. 469 00:49:50,380 --> 00:49:53,160 I spoke to Hong Kong. They say the garrot's right on schedule. 470 00:49:54,940 --> 00:49:59,460 Good. That means, gentlemen, that this time next week we can declare ourselves 471 00:49:59,460 --> 00:50:03,880 very healthy dividend, letting our international colleagues know that the 472 00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,060 Connection is back in business. 473 00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:10,340 In the meantime, I'll be out at the farm, and I do not want to be contacted 474 00:50:10,340 --> 00:50:11,960 except in extreme emergency. 475 00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:14,320 Meeting adjourned. 476 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:25,820 Stick around, will you? I might need you. 477 00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:32,260 Miss Legree, would you come in here for a moment, please? 478 00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:47,500 You know what's wrong with you? 479 00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,260 We have to stop seeing each other. 480 00:50:51,700 --> 00:50:52,700 Your wife? 481 00:50:54,350 --> 00:50:55,350 That witch. 482 00:50:56,030 --> 00:50:57,070 Okay, how long this time? 483 00:50:58,170 --> 00:50:59,210 I'm afraid this time permanently. 484 00:51:00,170 --> 00:51:01,170 Permanently? 485 00:51:03,810 --> 00:51:04,810 Permanently? Yes. 486 00:51:05,470 --> 00:51:07,850 Permanently? Well, look, she gave me an ultimatum. An ultimatum? What do you 487 00:51:07,850 --> 00:51:09,870 mean? You're sitting there like you don't have any choice in this matter. 488 00:51:09,870 --> 00:51:12,470 I have. Well, you have, too. Get rid of her. Get rid of her. Yes, get rid of 489 00:51:12,470 --> 00:51:13,970 her. My own wife. Your own wife. Get rid of her. Out. 490 00:51:14,230 --> 00:51:16,750 Why can't you do that? Well, she's got enough evidence in her safety deposit 491 00:51:16,750 --> 00:51:19,530 to ruin me, and her attorney has been told that if anything accidental happens 492 00:51:19,530 --> 00:51:21,670 to her, to take the contents of the box and give it to the authorities. Well, 493 00:51:21,690 --> 00:51:23,990 then get rid of the authorities. Get rid of the authority? Yes, get rid of the 494 00:51:23,990 --> 00:51:25,510 authority. What do you think I am? Get rid of her attorney. 495 00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:26,770 Get rid of her attorney. 496 00:51:27,210 --> 00:51:28,610 I couldn't afford the scandal. 497 00:51:28,850 --> 00:51:30,210 Scandal? I'll show you what scandal is. 498 00:51:30,710 --> 00:51:34,250 It's not that I love her. You know that I don't love her. I just, I need her 499 00:51:34,250 --> 00:51:35,250 respectability. 500 00:51:36,630 --> 00:51:37,630 Permanently? 501 00:51:37,710 --> 00:51:41,450 Yes. You mean six years together, just like that, just washed up, just over 502 00:51:41,450 --> 00:51:42,408 with? 503 00:51:42,410 --> 00:51:45,390 I'm afraid so. I'm sorry. Well, that's just wonderful, isn't it? 504 00:51:46,090 --> 00:51:48,310 And you honestly can't go on being my secretary now. 505 00:51:50,350 --> 00:51:52,790 I have deposited a substantial amount of money in your bank account. 506 00:51:53,170 --> 00:51:55,550 Philip, I don't want your money. Well, what do you want? I don't know what I 507 00:51:55,550 --> 00:51:56,550 want. 508 00:52:15,590 --> 00:52:16,970 Leaving early, Mr. Gray? 509 00:52:17,210 --> 00:52:18,530 Later than you think, Mr. Gray. 510 00:52:28,569 --> 00:52:29,569 Something you want me to do? 511 00:52:32,430 --> 00:52:34,370 Not unless she decides to be indiscreet. 512 00:52:35,230 --> 00:52:37,510 If you have to, just be sure you make it look like an accident. 513 00:53:09,290 --> 00:53:13,590 salty Swedish sea dog out there from the salty seas in there. 514 00:53:17,030 --> 00:53:18,850 From the air and in the garden. 515 00:53:22,510 --> 00:53:24,530 Not the garden, but it is me. 516 00:53:59,950 --> 00:54:06,430 What do you have of special interest 517 00:54:06,430 --> 00:54:08,490 to my secret investigations? 518 00:54:09,750 --> 00:54:13,110 There's something big going down at Le Club Foot. 519 00:54:13,370 --> 00:54:14,870 Le Club Foot? 520 00:54:15,350 --> 00:54:16,350 Remarkable. 521 00:55:10,179 --> 00:55:14,220 Oh, 16 chests on the dead man's arm. 522 00:55:14,460 --> 00:55:19,740 Oh, in the bottle of the chest, drink to the devil's... 523 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:31,780 If you do, V .A., why don't you go give him a call? 524 00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:34,300 I mean, I wouldn't want you to get in trouble with your boss. 525 00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:37,840 He ain't my boss. He ain't? Well, then why are you paying him all that money 526 00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:38,538 every month? 527 00:56:38,540 --> 00:56:42,000 Oh, that ain't cool, baby. Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet. Come on. 528 00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:52,840 Where are we going? 529 00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:56,360 If you don't want to be obvious, we're going to make our entry through the back 530 00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,980 way in disguise as I told you, you fools. 531 00:58:03,180 --> 00:58:05,360 Get up here. Get up here. 532 00:58:07,020 --> 00:58:08,020 It's a bakery. 533 00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:08,859 I know that. 534 00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:09,860 I know that. 535 00:58:10,300 --> 00:58:11,300 Come on. 536 00:58:11,820 --> 00:58:13,180 You're not yellow anymore. 537 00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,520 Now, this time I'm going to stand on your shoulders. 538 00:58:16,900 --> 00:58:18,120 What good would that do? 539 00:58:19,180 --> 00:58:21,460 Because I'm taller than you are, you fool. 540 00:58:21,980 --> 00:58:22,879 Oh, yeah. 541 00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:23,880 Make a cradle. 542 00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:29,400 Get rid of that. 543 00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:18,140 You love to find something to stand on. 544 01:01:14,700 --> 01:01:16,960 Yes, I have received considerable support. 545 01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:25,660 Wet clothes before you catch your death. 546 01:01:25,860 --> 01:01:26,860 Yes. 547 01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:30,800 What should I do with my coat? I don't want to spoil your beautiful... Oh, just 548 01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:31,800 put it down anywhere. 549 01:01:31,860 --> 01:01:33,420 Put it on the floor. That's fine. 550 01:01:33,740 --> 01:01:34,740 All right. 551 01:01:40,020 --> 01:01:41,020 Help yourself. 552 01:01:41,140 --> 01:01:43,520 Sure. I'm going to change. I'll bring you a room. 553 01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:06,840 You know, it's strange. 554 01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:08,040 What? 555 01:02:08,780 --> 01:02:11,000 I say it's strange. 556 01:02:11,900 --> 01:02:13,900 Yes, I know, and I said what. 557 01:02:14,340 --> 01:02:16,280 Oh, you mean what is strange? 558 01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:17,880 Yes. Yes, yes. 559 01:02:18,700 --> 01:02:24,600 It's strange that I have never yet set foot in this building, 560 01:02:24,740 --> 01:02:29,960 but I have the distinct impression that I have been here before. 561 01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:35,200 Deja vu. I have it all the time. We are deja vu. 562 01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:36,720 Thank you. Oh, you're welcome. 563 01:02:38,260 --> 01:02:39,260 You okay? 564 01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:40,320 Yes. 565 01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:43,600 Ah, that feels good. 566 01:02:45,780 --> 01:02:48,320 Well, you know, it's not going to do you much good if you don't take your pants 567 01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:49,380 off. What? 568 01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:53,120 Don't take your pants off. Look at me. 569 01:02:54,100 --> 01:02:56,600 Look at me. Look at my... Look, I'm shaking like a lady. 570 01:02:56,980 --> 01:03:00,680 I can't stop shaking. I don't know... Oh, I know what it is. You know what it 571 01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:01,680 is? What? 572 01:03:01,900 --> 01:03:03,920 I just... I'm just not used to being killed. 573 01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:07,020 No. I mean, that's my first time, you know. I know. 574 01:03:07,700 --> 01:03:13,560 But listen, when you have been killed as many times as I have, you'll get used 575 01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:14,519 to it, believe me. 576 01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:16,400 Really? Yes. Oh, yes, yes. 577 01:03:17,660 --> 01:03:19,520 Yes, indeed. I'll put this here. Well, 578 01:03:20,620 --> 01:03:21,860 cheers. Cheers. 579 01:03:22,140 --> 01:03:23,140 Cheers. 580 01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:26,240 Oh, this is for you. Oh, yes. Yes, of course. 581 01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:30,520 Then this must be yours. Oh, thank you. Cheers. Cheers. 582 01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:32,400 Cheers. 583 01:03:32,940 --> 01:03:33,940 Yes, anyway. 584 01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:38,960 You have nothing to fear. Yes, I have. 585 01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:42,600 No, you don't. Yes, I have. No, no, you don't. Yes, I have. 586 01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:46,860 Yes, you see, I am an officer of the law. 587 01:03:48,420 --> 01:03:49,420 The law? 588 01:03:50,820 --> 01:03:51,820 What? 589 01:03:52,300 --> 01:03:55,180 You said you are an officer of the law? 590 01:03:55,780 --> 01:03:59,840 That is correct, yes, yes. I am a chef inspector of the sultan. 591 01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:02,720 Why? 592 01:04:03,580 --> 01:04:04,580 You doubt me. 593 01:04:06,259 --> 01:04:07,520 No, I don't doubt you. 594 01:04:08,940 --> 01:04:12,100 Why should I doubt you? I don't know. That's right. Why should you? If you say 595 01:04:12,100 --> 01:04:13,100 so, I don't. 596 01:04:13,580 --> 01:04:15,820 And who were those two men who tried to kill you? 597 01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:17,500 Killers. 598 01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:20,200 Killers? How do you know? I know because they worked for Duvier. 599 01:04:20,500 --> 01:04:21,500 Duvier? Duvier. 600 01:04:21,900 --> 01:04:24,820 I know that name. Of course you know that name. Everyone in France knows that 601 01:04:24,820 --> 01:04:25,860 name. He's a millionaire businessman. 602 01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:30,100 Oh, yes, of course. Duvier, the millionaire businessman. I knew, I knew. 603 01:04:30,260 --> 01:04:33,180 But how many people do you think knew? 604 01:04:33,820 --> 01:04:37,660 Duvier, the millionaire businessman, is also Duvier, the French connection. 605 01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:39,520 How many? 606 01:04:43,260 --> 01:04:45,300 Well, I suppose his mother for one. 607 01:04:46,060 --> 01:04:48,100 Why do you suppose he wanted to have me killed? 608 01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:50,120 Elementary, he wanted you dead. 609 01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:51,800 Oh! 610 01:04:55,580 --> 01:04:59,560 You all right? I'm sorry about your head. 611 01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:00,760 Oh, that's all right. 612 01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:02,600 Tell me about this. 613 01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:03,880 Duvier. 614 01:05:04,500 --> 01:05:10,320 I was his mistress and I was his private secretary for two years. I know enough 615 01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:13,480 about Philippe to send him to prison for his whole life. 616 01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:19,700 You keep talking about this Duvier. 617 01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:24,200 But Philippe, who is Philippe? 618 01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:25,880 Philippe Duvier. 619 01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:29,120 His son? Whose son? Duvier. He has no son. 620 01:05:29,380 --> 01:05:30,380 His brother then? 621 01:05:30,460 --> 01:05:31,460 His brother's name is Fred. 622 01:05:31,740 --> 01:05:33,840 Then it has to be his father. His father's dead. 623 01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:37,280 Ah, now we're getting somewhere. Then who killed him? No, and he died of 624 01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:39,780 causes. Then who is this Philippe? 625 01:05:40,860 --> 01:05:42,240 I want to see some identification. 626 01:05:42,860 --> 01:05:43,860 Huh? Right now. 627 01:05:44,300 --> 01:05:47,140 Huh? Right now. Right now. I want to see some identification. 628 01:05:47,700 --> 01:05:50,620 If you're not a policeman, then I shouldn't be telling you any of these 629 01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:56,800 Can you keep a secret? 630 01:05:57,280 --> 01:05:58,540 I don't know. That depends. 631 01:06:01,220 --> 01:06:03,420 Embrace yourself for what I'm about to tell you. 632 01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:11,600 I am none other than Inspector Jacques Clusel. 633 01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:14,320 No, you're not. 634 01:06:14,540 --> 01:06:16,420 Yes, I am. No, you're not. 635 01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:18,960 I am. 636 01:06:19,780 --> 01:06:20,780 You're not. 637 01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:23,560 I am. You're not. You are not. 638 01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:25,540 No. No, you're not. 639 01:06:25,900 --> 01:06:27,000 Yes, you are. 640 01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:35,080 Yes, I admit it's not a very good photograph, but... But I saw your 641 01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:36,900 television. Yes, yes. 642 01:06:37,580 --> 01:06:39,200 Even the pep was there. 643 01:06:39,660 --> 01:06:40,660 Cheers. 644 01:06:41,260 --> 01:06:43,760 But if you're not dead, who's dead? 645 01:06:46,100 --> 01:06:51,760 The wandering transvestite took my car and stole my clothes of gunpoint. 646 01:06:52,420 --> 01:06:55,700 I have been working under the covers tracking the killer. 647 01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:57,660 Who? The killer's Dillier. 648 01:06:58,080 --> 01:06:59,058 What? Yes. 649 01:06:59,060 --> 01:07:00,740 He wanted to... Impress the godfather. 650 01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:08,060 What? You mean Duvier killed a wandering transvestite just to impress his 651 01:07:08,060 --> 01:07:09,060 godfather? Yes. 652 01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:12,260 That man's unthinkable. 653 01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:13,760 Don't worry. 654 01:07:14,340 --> 01:07:15,400 What's wrong with it? 655 01:07:54,220 --> 01:07:57,860 waiting in my room. The other one? How do you know there's another one? The 656 01:07:57,860 --> 01:08:00,420 assassins always travel in pairs. It's a company rule. 657 01:08:00,740 --> 01:08:02,760 Do you know what the Gannett transaction is? 658 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,000 The Gannett transaction? 659 01:08:04,260 --> 01:08:05,260 What is that? 660 01:08:05,540 --> 01:08:09,620 It's a code name for a 50 million franc heroin sale. 661 01:08:09,860 --> 01:08:14,080 50 million francs? Yes. Philippe's going to Hong Kong on Tuesday to meet with 662 01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:15,080 the American body. 663 01:08:36,140 --> 01:08:37,140 Dreyfus lives here. 664 01:08:40,779 --> 01:08:43,540 I think he'll receive the vent. 665 01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:47,240 Wake up, Chief Inspector. 666 01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:49,819 Wake up. Chief Inspector. 667 01:08:51,319 --> 01:08:54,080 Hello. Are you in there, Chief Inspector? 668 01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:56,200 Hello? 669 01:08:57,800 --> 01:08:58,800 There's no reply. 670 01:08:59,399 --> 01:09:00,399 There's no youth. 671 01:09:01,060 --> 01:09:03,540 I think we will have to go to Hong Kong without him. 672 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,279 We? Yes. 673 01:09:05,689 --> 01:09:09,189 You, I, and Kato, who would translate for us. Uh -uh, not me. 674 01:09:09,590 --> 01:09:12,950 Not me. I am not going to Hong Kong. Are you kidding me? Duvier would shoot me 675 01:09:12,950 --> 01:09:13,749 on sight. 676 01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:17,069 Not if he doesn't recognize you, and he won't. Why not? 677 01:09:18,790 --> 01:09:22,950 We will leave that up to the great balls. 678 01:09:24,710 --> 01:09:26,130 The great balls? 679 01:09:31,279 --> 01:09:36,880 Please forgive the condition of my establishment, but as the inspector 680 01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:42,020 Chief. Chief inspector knows... I'm so sorry. 681 01:09:42,300 --> 01:09:46,420 But as the chief inspector knows, we were bound. 682 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:48,399 Bound like you still are. 683 01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:53,859 Almost all my collection was either destroyed or damaged. Starting Monday, I 684 01:09:53,859 --> 01:09:55,100 have to have a fire sale. 685 01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:58,100 Oh, you've been called the great ball of the fire. 686 01:09:58,540 --> 01:09:59,820 A catchy suggestion. 687 01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:03,520 Tammy! 688 01:10:07,660 --> 01:10:14,440 I can't tell you how good it is to see that you are still 689 01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:19,340 alive. It has been my privilege to serve the good inspector, the chief 690 01:10:19,340 --> 01:10:21,660 inspector, for all these many years. 691 01:10:22,300 --> 01:10:25,720 Ferdinand, to be precise, and his reported demise. 692 01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:28,260 Was there real war to me? 693 01:10:28,820 --> 01:10:29,820 Something's coming. 694 01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:33,240 Yes, yes, Canny. You are not dreaming. 695 01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:37,160 Our friend, our customer is alive. 696 01:10:37,940 --> 01:10:39,300 Hello, Canny. 697 01:10:40,740 --> 01:10:43,900 Now, how can I help you? 698 01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:50,640 Through wind and mud, snow and hell, whether long or short, dark or pale, 699 01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:55,620 remember that when duty calls, you've got to... 700 01:11:00,300 --> 01:11:01,700 I got to sit down. 701 01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:05,220 Yes, of course. Come, come, come. Please, please, please. 702 01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:08,040 Come along, come along. That's right, that's right. There you are. 703 01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:09,299 Sit, sit, sit. 704 01:11:09,300 --> 01:11:10,820 Come, come, come. Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. 705 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:13,000 I'm not serious. 706 01:11:13,220 --> 01:11:15,520 There has been no time to get the new furniture. 707 01:11:15,740 --> 01:11:19,660 Please believe me, since the blast, he's much more comfortable. Please sit. 708 01:11:20,380 --> 01:11:22,640 As a matter of fact, I've been sleeping on him. 709 01:11:26,380 --> 01:11:27,380 Ship, Inspector? 710 01:11:27,620 --> 01:11:30,400 I'm leaving for Hong Kong first thing in the morning. 711 01:11:30,680 --> 01:11:31,680 Hong Kong? 712 01:11:32,100 --> 01:11:35,760 Do you think you could pick me up some cheap cool hats? 713 01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:40,100 My dear Auguste, I need your best Hong Kong disguise. 714 01:11:40,460 --> 01:11:44,620 Also, I will need something extra special in the Godfather line, you know? 715 01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:46,880 Doctor, please, you must help me. 716 01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:48,880 Is Clouseau real? 717 01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:51,820 Or am I going mad again? 718 01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:53,120 What do you think? 719 01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:55,320 What do I think? What can I think? 720 01:11:55,850 --> 01:12:01,570 If that nincompoop is really alive, and the things I heard are true, he'll 721 01:12:01,570 --> 01:12:06,130 probably be decorated again for rounding up the biggest drug ring in France, and 722 01:12:06,130 --> 01:12:07,890 I'll be a laughingstock. 723 01:12:08,710 --> 01:12:09,910 That sounds reasonable. 724 01:12:10,730 --> 01:12:11,830 What are you going to do? 725 01:12:12,950 --> 01:12:14,430 What choice do I have? 726 01:12:15,130 --> 01:12:21,410 I either commit myself and come back to be locked up in here, or... 727 01:12:21,410 --> 01:12:24,570 I go to Hong Kong. 728 01:12:58,090 --> 01:13:01,350 I don't think I can do this. Of course you can. Of course you can. Just think 729 01:13:01,350 --> 01:13:02,470 yellow and follow me. 730 01:13:45,100 --> 01:13:46,500 Absolutely ruined my suit. 731 01:13:46,720 --> 01:13:48,440 What the hell did you look at your carry? 732 01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:51,740 Yes, I... I'm Mr. Elgo. 733 01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:55,940 When Mr. Scalini arrives, have me paged in the bar. Certainly, Mr. Elgo. 734 01:13:57,980 --> 01:13:59,960 Who is going to pay for my suit? 735 01:14:02,340 --> 01:14:05,220 Did you see that man? Did you see that man that was right there? That's Guy 736 01:14:05,220 --> 01:14:07,060 Elgo, the leaf's right -hand man. 737 01:14:07,380 --> 01:14:09,540 This Scalini must be Mr. Big from New York. 738 01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:13,920 Listen, we'll go up to the room. 739 01:14:14,460 --> 01:14:19,940 You stay here ten minutes, then tell Mr., um... Right, yes, yes. 740 01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:23,560 The Mr. You -Know -Who has arrived, and bring him to the room. 741 01:14:23,820 --> 01:14:24,820 Mr. You -Know -Who? 742 01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:29,240 Right. I will be Mr. You -Know -Who. Get it? Right. Coming, Lloyd. 743 01:15:13,230 --> 01:15:14,690 I've got a reservation for Scalini. 744 01:15:21,530 --> 01:15:24,070 He's Mr. Ogle in the bar. Tell him Mr. Scalini's here. 745 01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:51,280 This is Galini in London. 746 01:17:11,480 --> 01:17:12,880 Cochon. No, no. 747 01:17:13,280 --> 01:17:14,280 Fungu. 748 01:17:23,940 --> 01:17:28,600 You heard what I said to him? 749 01:17:28,820 --> 01:17:30,220 Yeah. Dumb Frenchman. 750 01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:32,960 Cochon. That means pig. 751 01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:36,680 Tell Mr. Scalini you're here. 752 01:17:46,430 --> 01:17:48,430 Listen, boss. Boss, it's me. Me. 753 01:17:48,650 --> 01:17:51,550 Oh, where is he? He's in the bathroom getting to his godfather's disguise. 754 01:17:52,130 --> 01:17:53,130 Algo's in the next room. 755 01:17:53,470 --> 01:17:55,150 Scalini's just down the hall in the town suite. 756 01:17:55,670 --> 01:17:57,730 Marvelous. We rode up with him in the same elevator. 757 01:17:57,950 --> 01:18:00,790 Maybe I can reach him before he contacts Philippe. What are you going to do? I'm 758 01:18:00,790 --> 01:18:03,070 not sure, but you get in there and keep your eye on Algo. 759 01:18:29,969 --> 01:18:31,090 I... Please. 760 01:18:35,930 --> 01:18:37,530 Soda? Yes. 761 01:18:43,170 --> 01:18:44,890 I hope it's not too strong. 762 01:18:45,570 --> 01:18:47,190 I'm sure it will be fine. 763 01:18:56,750 --> 01:19:03,590 Spaghettino to Al Pacino. Hey, Colin, Ken, and me, I've got a little business 764 01:19:03,590 --> 01:19:04,590 talk to you about. 765 01:19:04,710 --> 01:19:07,010 Where one belongs, have another drink. 766 01:19:09,210 --> 01:19:09,650 I 767 01:19:09,650 --> 01:19:16,870 don't 768 01:19:16,870 --> 01:19:17,870 know. 769 01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:27,600 Hello, Mr. Martoni. 770 01:19:28,180 --> 01:19:29,180 Hey. 771 01:19:30,260 --> 01:19:31,580 Come on in. Thank you. 772 01:19:32,080 --> 01:19:35,080 Thank you very much. Can I get you a drink? Oh, no, nothing. Thank you. 773 01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:40,020 It's, uh, Simone. Oh, you really have a good memory. 774 01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:42,060 Yeah, well, I never forget a pretty face. 775 01:19:43,400 --> 01:19:45,740 Hey, boss, this is Simone. 776 01:19:46,300 --> 01:19:49,520 That's Duvet's personal... Secretary, how do you do, Mr. Scalini? 777 01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:51,660 We never met before. No. 778 01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:53,980 Now, if we meet before, you call me Julian. 779 01:19:55,260 --> 01:19:56,260 That's a nice end. 780 01:19:56,520 --> 01:19:58,320 Oh, thank you. That's only the right one. 781 01:19:58,760 --> 01:20:00,920 Yeah, you type, too. A hundred words a minute. 782 01:20:01,300 --> 01:20:02,400 Aye, my friend. 783 01:20:03,060 --> 01:20:07,200 Listen, Mr. Duvier has asked me to apologize. He's going to be a little 784 01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:09,120 you like, I'll be happy to keep you company until he arrives. 785 01:20:09,460 --> 01:20:10,460 If I like. 786 01:20:10,620 --> 01:20:12,080 This is my mother -cooked spaghetti. 787 01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:13,980 So they can't have transactions. 788 01:20:18,980 --> 01:20:19,980 Michelle, 789 01:20:22,540 --> 01:20:24,160 I told Duvier we're on our way. 790 01:20:27,020 --> 01:20:28,020 Don't forget the money. 791 01:20:39,020 --> 01:20:40,020 What? 792 01:20:40,980 --> 01:20:41,980 Throat? 793 01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:43,960 Back? 794 01:20:44,900 --> 01:20:45,900 Choking? 795 01:20:46,380 --> 01:20:48,860 You want me to hit you on the... 796 01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:22,840 Frank's a no -body guy. 797 01:21:22,980 --> 01:21:23,980 Well, she's ready. 798 01:21:24,140 --> 01:21:27,580 I take care of my body. My body takes care of me. You know what I'm driving 799 01:21:27,640 --> 01:21:28,640 you know? 800 01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:38,800 I'll buy some cigarettes, huh? 801 01:21:39,480 --> 01:21:40,480 Yeah, smoke a few. 802 01:21:40,660 --> 01:21:42,560 I went to a beer show, so I'll meet you in the lobby. 803 01:21:42,900 --> 01:21:43,900 Right. 804 01:22:39,760 --> 01:22:41,280 Hey, be right with you. 805 01:23:15,530 --> 01:23:17,250 What the hell is going on here? 806 01:23:35,670 --> 01:23:36,790 Leaky shipyard. 807 01:23:46,060 --> 01:23:47,520 things are going to leak into the pod. 808 01:24:12,460 --> 01:24:15,700 I can tell by your heartline that you're a very passionate man. You see how long 809 01:24:15,700 --> 01:24:16,318 this is? 810 01:24:16,320 --> 01:24:17,320 Keep watching. 811 01:24:17,480 --> 01:24:18,560 It's going to get longer. 812 01:24:23,100 --> 01:24:24,100 Hello? 813 01:24:24,360 --> 01:24:27,080 It was Duvier. 814 01:24:28,360 --> 01:24:32,260 And the doorman heard him tell a driver to go to the Leakey Shipyard. 815 01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:34,980 Something is cacuzza around here. 816 01:24:37,920 --> 01:24:40,320 You boys and a couple of boys just left the hotel. 817 01:24:42,350 --> 01:24:43,370 I wonder why they did that. 818 01:24:43,690 --> 01:24:44,690 You got me. 819 01:24:45,090 --> 01:24:46,310 Why don't we go ask him? 820 01:24:47,070 --> 01:24:48,070 Yes. 821 01:24:48,470 --> 01:24:49,690 Okay. Yes, I understand. 822 01:24:50,770 --> 01:24:51,770 Okay. 823 01:24:53,410 --> 01:24:56,810 Duvier left the hotel about five minutes ago. He was with two men. 824 01:24:57,150 --> 01:24:59,650 He told the driver to go to the Lee Key shipyard. 825 01:25:00,090 --> 01:25:01,770 I'm sure it was that nincompoop. 826 01:25:07,610 --> 01:25:10,810 I'm sure Mr. Duvier didn't intend to be gone very long. Now we see. 827 01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:14,100 Well, it doesn't make much sense, does it? I mean, if you leave and then he 828 01:25:14,100 --> 01:25:16,980 comes back... Stop worrying. You give yourself wrinkles. 829 01:25:24,480 --> 01:25:26,580 What about this leaky shipyard? 830 01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:29,360 Perfectly legitimate, as far as I know. 831 01:25:29,620 --> 01:25:32,500 They build a line of expensive power cruisers and sailboats. 832 01:25:32,900 --> 01:25:35,320 Maybe Mr. Duvier is just buying himself a yacht. 833 01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:47,380 Yeah, that's what the Komisekyama said. Come 834 01:25:47,380 --> 01:26:04,320 on, 835 01:26:04,320 --> 01:26:05,320 come on! 836 01:28:02,860 --> 01:28:05,360 This is Mr. Chow, our Far Eastern representative, Mr. Scalini. 837 01:28:05,980 --> 01:28:09,320 It's an honor to meet you, Mr. Scalini. You remember Mr. Algo, of course. 838 01:28:09,600 --> 01:28:10,519 Shall we go? 839 01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:13,860 This way, please. After you launch the boat, we'll go up to Mr. Chow's office 840 01:28:13,860 --> 01:28:16,140 and you can sign the ownership paper. It's legal in the boat. 841 01:28:18,540 --> 01:28:19,540 Well, 842 01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:23,240 I understood you were tall. 843 01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:26,480 No, sir, I'm tall by a decade. 844 01:28:34,090 --> 01:28:37,490 Now, all you have to do is sail her around the Caribbean for a while, haul 845 01:28:37,490 --> 01:28:42,850 out of the water, take the midsection out of the keel, and voila, 40 kilos of 846 01:28:42,850 --> 01:28:45,530 the finest merchandise your experts have ever tested. 847 01:28:46,110 --> 01:28:50,990 Well, I tell you, it better have been the best merchandise, because my experts 848 01:28:50,990 --> 01:28:54,910 certainly have tested something. We have faith in our merchandise. 849 01:28:55,270 --> 01:29:00,210 All right. Now, would you like to launch her? I would be delighted. 850 01:29:18,800 --> 01:29:22,820 September, the month for the vintage. 851 01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:25,320 Congratulations! 852 01:32:36,910 --> 01:32:39,330 But careful, I will arrest you all in the name of the law! 853 01:32:45,890 --> 01:32:50,270 Oh, let me get my hands on you. 854 01:32:50,770 --> 01:32:51,770 Clouseau? 855 01:32:52,430 --> 01:32:53,430 Yes? 856 01:32:54,530 --> 01:32:55,530 Are you wounded? 857 01:32:56,090 --> 01:32:57,090 No. 858 01:32:57,650 --> 01:32:58,990 Fortunately, I was... 859 01:36:28,410 --> 01:36:31,730 I'm so sorry I'm late. I was a little worried about you. I have some rather 860 01:36:31,730 --> 01:36:35,010 important police business to attend to, you know. 861 01:36:35,230 --> 01:36:38,950 Everything's all right? Oh, yes, absolutely fine. Allow me to let you in 862 01:36:38,950 --> 01:36:39,950 car. 863 01:36:40,090 --> 01:36:41,090 Please. 864 01:36:42,150 --> 01:36:46,910 Beautiful. It's rather neat, isn't it? I call it the silver hornet. 865 01:36:59,940 --> 01:37:02,520 It's a little overdue for service, unfortunately. 866 01:37:06,940 --> 01:37:10,220 Perhaps it's better to leave that there. 867 01:37:11,400 --> 01:37:13,360 Well, it's a beautiful night. Why don't we walk? 868 01:37:13,660 --> 01:37:14,980 What an excellent idea. 869 01:37:16,440 --> 01:37:17,720 I'm sorry about that. 870 01:37:18,060 --> 01:37:19,320 Yes, it's quite all right. 871 01:37:19,580 --> 01:37:23,540 My goodness, you look ravishing tonight. Oh, yes, I know that. You know that? 872 01:37:23,760 --> 01:37:26,780 Oh, yes, I know that. Yes, I knew that you knew that. You did. 873 01:37:27,020 --> 01:37:28,120 I knew you knew I knew that. 874 01:37:28,940 --> 01:37:30,560 What made you decide to become a detective? 875 01:37:31,060 --> 01:37:34,960 Well, it's not something one decides every day of the week, you know. 876 01:37:35,320 --> 01:37:40,480 But in my case, it began when my great -aunt was kidnapped and held for ransom 877 01:37:40,480 --> 01:37:43,460 by an unlicensed Armenian phrenologist. 878 01:37:43,820 --> 01:37:45,940 An Armenian phrenologist? 879 01:37:46,240 --> 01:37:50,140 Yes, you know, a man who reads the bimps on your head. 880 01:37:50,560 --> 01:37:55,080 The bimps? What? You said bimps? Yes, yes. 881 01:37:55,460 --> 01:37:57,440 Have you ever heard of bimps? 882 01:37:59,980 --> 01:38:03,020 I would guess that your best would make excellent reading. 883 01:38:03,960 --> 01:38:06,640 Do you mind if I read your book? 884 01:38:52,880 --> 01:38:53,880 Thank you.